molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via end-my-days-in-a-hail-of-bullets)

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